八百标兵奔北坡 炮兵并排北边跑 I've never been coddled, swaddled or fondled.
兄弟 他们说该你上场了 Ay, bro, they said they ready for you.
别急 这是他的小习惯 让他说完吧 Come on, it's his routine. Let him do it.
我收回 什么 我收回 好吧 好吧 I take it back, what? I take it back. Okay. Okay.
别紧张 戴夫 Don't be nervous, Dave,
一切都会很顺利 everything's gonna be exactly how it should be
因为这是你的老本行 because that's what you do.
我是玛利亚·马扎诺 九频道新闻 镜头交还给戴夫 I'm Maria Manzano, Channel 9 News, back to Dave.
这部分有点让人讨厌 我指种族上 That part's a little icky, racially.
谢谢你 玛利亚 谢谢你 玛利亚 Thank you, Maria. Thank you, Maria.
不管了 咱们上 Fuck it. Let's just go.
你知道你没什么可紧张的 对吧 Hey, you know it ain't nothing to be nervous about, right?
你现在可是个大人物 This is big tycoon status shit right here, man.
他不紧张 你别说了 He's not nervous. Stop saying that.
-他怎么可能不紧张 -他就是不紧张 ‐ How can he not be nervous? ‐ He's not.
他蓄势待发 迫不及待 激动万分 He's ready, he's anxious. He's excited.
别紧张 戴夫 好吗 Don't be nervous, David, okay?
一会儿将有几百万人第一次认识你 Millions of people are about to be introduced to you for the first time,
令人激动 this is exciting.
-你在帮倒忙 -好吧 ‐ You're making it worse. ‐ Okay.
就像骑自行车 都是肌肉记忆 It's just like riding a bike, though. It's muscle memory.
到这时候 你都练习过几千遍了 没问题的 At this point, you've done this thousands of times, I mean, come on.
我家没人会死 Nobody in my family is ever going to die.
这是事实 It's a fact.
我家没人会死 Nobody in my family is ever going to die.
-这是事实 -没人会死的 - It's a fact. - No one's gonna die.
-我爱你 你会很棒的 -闭嘴 ‐ I love you, Bubba. You're gonna be great. ‐ Shut up.
说唱王戴夫 第二季第一集
我听说你和小姐合作了一首歌
我非常期待 请与韩国粉丝的朋友们打招呼
韩国... Korea...
大韩民国万岁
韩国大众音乐奖 开始吧 Korean Music Awards. Let's go!
今天防弹少年团也来到了现场 And we got BTS in the house.
防弹少年团没来 There's no BTS.
那么... That...
请继续 Keep going, please.
什么情况 What the fuck just happened?
-你表现不错啊 -我不觉得 ‐ Man, that shit was hard. ‐ I don't think it was.
导播把这段掐掉了 The feed didn't even show the whole thing.
-你没事 -没播出来吗 ‐ You're fine. ‐ It wasn't on TV?
-没有 你没事 -天哪 ‐ No, you're good. ‐ Oh, my God.
-这是什么 -这是韩式烤肉和杂菜炒粉丝 ‐ What is this? ‐ It's bulgogi, japchae...
-现在几点 丹 -晚上八点 ‐ What time is it, Dan? ‐ It's 8:00 p.m.
-不是的 -就是八点 ‐ No, it's not. ‐ Uh, yes, it is.
不 不是的 我们过的是美国时间 专辑制作模式 No, it's not, we're on American time, album mode.
-没有时差 丹 -我以为是在玩笑 ‐ No jet lag, Dan. ‐ I thought that was a joke.
丹 我现在身处凌晨四点 你还在对我指指点点 Dan, it's 4:00 a.m. my time right now and you're judging me.
这才是在开玩笑 That's a joke.
-好吗 -别激动 兄弟 ‐ Okay? ‐ Don't trip, bro.
你能再给我们搞点大麻吗 实习生 You can get us some more weed, intern?
我手头的这些可撑不了多久了 This shit I gandered in ain't gonna last us, bro.
好吧 Uh, o‐okay.
戴夫 你需要你的背包吗 Dave, you want your backpack?
-你继续替我背着吧 -好的 没问题 ‐ I prefer you keep it on you. ‐ Okay, yeah. Sure.
别再给我拿吃的了 Please stop presenting me with the food.
-我还想保持身材 -好吧 ‐ I'm trying to work on my body. ‐ Oh, okay.
戴夫 我们想... 等等 我想吃 Dave, we want to‐‐ Hey, I‐I want to eat it.
你先端着 Uh, you hold it.
有个大新闻 是关于CL的 Uh, big news. CL.
如果你明天想和她聊聊的话 We've got five minutes of her time down by the loading dock
-在装卸处我们可以和她聊五分钟 -如果我想的话 - if you want to talk to her about tomorrow. ‐ If I want to.
不 我只想给第一张专辑里的 No, I'm just gonna wing the first video
第一首单曲拍一支音乐录影带 for my first single off my first album.
好吧 向她展示这种魅力 好吗 Okay, well, use that charm on her, all right?
-咱们去见她吧 -好的 ‐ Let's go talk to her. ‐ Okay.
CL是谁 CL是什么意思 韩国小姐吗（音同） Who is CL? What does CL stand for, Corean Lady?
-我开玩笑的 -你放尊重点 盖塔 ‐ I'm just joking. ‐ Have some fucking respect, Gata.
CL就是李彩琳 她是个韩流明星 Chae‐rin Lee. She's a Korean pop star.
如果你是大明星 那流量都是你的 When you're big out here, you get every stream.
说实话 CL 对于首位嘉宾 Honestly, CL, I could not
我找不到比你更棒的了 have asked for a better guest first.
-你太棒了 -谢谢 ‐ You killed it. ‐ Thank you.
你不如把艺名改成CW好了 Change your name to CW, because...
因为我没看出来你身上有L（小）的地方 ...I don't see any L's the way I'm looking.
你知道这首歌什么时候发行吗 Do you know when the song is coming out?
等你明天跟我拍完史上最棒的音乐录影带 As soon as me and you make the best music video of all time tomorrow.
不过 我对节拍和歌词做了一些调整 Uh, by the way, I did do some tweaks to the beat and a few lyrics,
所以我加了一个节拍断点 so now I added a drop.
-好吧 -因为我想在音乐节上疯狂一点 ‐ Okay. ‐ 'Cause I want it to go crazy at festivals.
-好 -这是一首国际化的歌 所以是这样... ‐ Yeah, yeah, sure. ‐ You know? This is a global song. So I, it's...
我在韩国醒来... I just woke up in Korea...
我不敢相信 Oh, I can't believe this.
我唯一空闲的一天又被排满了 My one day off just got fully booked.
真离谱 没法过这种生活 This is crazy. I can't live like this.
你有没有读过《卡尔文与跳跳虎系列：充实的一天》 Have you ever read the Calvin and Hobbes book The Days Are Just Packed?
盖塔 我不知道我还能不能再坐16小时的飞机 Ah, Gata, I don't know if I can do another 16‐hour flight.
我的背疼死了 My back is killing me, man.
兄弟 你可不能现在宕机啊 Bro, you gotta keep the steak sizzling, nigga.
你还有正事要干呢 Some things just must be done.
或者我应该多做一点拉伸 Or I gotta stretch more.
你看看CL的经纪人 看他蹲的姿势 Look at CL's manager. Look at how he squats.
他蹲得好低 He gets so low to the ground,
感觉屁股都快着地了 it's like his butthole can touch the earth.
你为什么要盯着人家的蹲姿 Why you watching another man squat?
-因为我很震惊啊 -你还在说他蹲得有多低 - Because I'm impressed. - You talking about how low he getting?
-这很厉害 -你太让我下头了 兄弟 ‐ Yeah, that's impressive. ‐ You about to blow my high, bro.
我打算去找个地方飞叶子了 I'm about to bend the corner and get faded, bro.
你总是这么搞笑 You always sayin' some funny shit, bro.
你现在能做你的专辑 很幸运 You know what, you're lucky your finishing your album right now,
因为做专辑是我唯一能独处的机会 'cause that's the only time I ever get to be in one place all by myself.
对我来说 做专辑让我心乱如麻 I mean, for me, making an album has been, like, psychological, chaos.
给人的第一印象只有一次 这又是我的初次亮相 You know, you only get one first impression, and this is my debut,
所以我得力臻完美 so it's like it's got to be so smart,
说唱要很棒 很深刻 要有新意 so good at rapping, so poignant, like, so reinventive.
那你放给我听听 So‐‐ So play me something.
我不喜欢这样 Not my thing.
就算是奥巴马来了我都不会放 You know, I wouldn't even play anything for Obama, who's...
拜托 你总得给你的经纪团队或者唱片公司听吧 Come on, you have to play it for your management or your label.
在这个世界上 这些人是我最不想 Those people are actually the last people on the face of the Earth
-放音乐给他们听的人 -兄弟 怎么了 ‐ I would ever play my music for. ‐ Buddy, what up?
该走了 现在已经很晚了 Time to go. It's way too late.
杰 你知道行程变动的事吗 我需要休息一天 Jae, did you know about this change? I needed a day off.
车被挡住了 我们得赶紧走
我得一直盯着 闭嘴吧
你们的语言 I'm so out of the loop...
我也听不懂 我能跟你自拍一张吗 ...on the language. Can I get a selfie?
麻烦快点 Make it quick, please.
-好的 -她需要休息 ‐ Okay. ‐ She needs her rest.
来吧 All right.
数到三 一起说"茄子" 一 二 三 Iconic on three. One, two, three,
-茄子 -很好 - Iconic. - Yeah.
-拍得很好 -好了 该走了 ‐ We look great. ‐ Okay, gotta go.
-好 你多保重 -再见 戴夫 ‐ All right. Uh, take care. ‐ Bye, Dave.
-你也是 -拜拜 明天见 ‐ You too. ‐ Bye. I'll see you tomorrow.
她看起来就像钢铁女侠 真棒 Damn, bro, she look like Iron woman, nigga. That's crazy.
你可算是遇到你的宫成先生了 兄弟 You in your Mr. Miyagi bag right now, bro.
电影《龙威小子》中教男主功夫的武术大师
你看到我的表现了吗 You see what the fuck I do?
国际范儿 老兄 太棒了 International gander, bro. That's crazy.
-你看到我的表现了吗 -她就像韩版碧昂丝 ‐ You see what I'm doing? ‐ She look like a Korean Beyoncé, nigga.
明天见 I'll see you guys tomorrow.
专辑混音带
拜托 CL 给我点个赞 Come on, CL. Fuckin' like the picture.
点个赞吧 Like the picture.
点个赞 CL 点个赞 Fuckin' like it, CL, just like the picture.
好了 老铁们 之前说好的啊 A'ight, G, you know what the deal is.
国际一哥盖塔来到了韩国 International Gata out here in Korea.
你们就喜欢这些玩意 This the type of shit your bitch like.
该死的汇率 馄饨汤 Fuckin' exchange rate. Wonton soup.
不过我只管赢 All I do is won.
这房间贼豪华 This room is plush!
天哪 这房间真是落魄 Man, this room is weak as hell.
床比我叔叔的还小 他在蹲大牢 These beds smaller than my uncle's, and he in the pen, man.
你叔叔的事我深表遗憾 Oh. Sorry about your uncle.
没事 我们也不想让他被放出来 Hey, it's all good, we don't want him out and about.
但这房间太落魄了 But this room is weak, man.
-我以为我们比这档次高 -我知道 盖塔 ‐ I thought it'd be more player than this. ‐ I know, Gata.
但如果专辑卖不出去 我们就都得睡地板了 But we're all gonna be sleeping on the floor if this shit doesn't sell.
戴夫平常也这么绷着吗 Hey, is Dave always this tense?
-他没我想象中的那么有趣 -是啊 ‐ He's not as funny as I thought he'd be. ‐ Yeah, man.
我是说 我喜欢他 但是 I mean, I love the guy, but you know,
他正在给专辑收尾 he's putting the finishing touches on his album,
所以他最近连轴转 so he's just going nonstop.
你所见到的是他最糟的时候 You know, you're seeing him at his worst.
我知道你感觉总是被他怼 I know you feel like you're eating the most shit,
但相信我 我们也没少被怼 but trust me, we're all getting our taste, too.
丹 韩国有多少黑人 He, Dan, how many Black people in Korea, bro?
我想知道答案 I need to know the answer.
我也不清楚 Uh, I'm not sure.
虽然我出生在韩国 但我在洛杉矶波莫纳长大 I‐I was born here, but I grew up in Pomona.
但我敢说 韩国的红发人肯定比黑人要少得多 And I bet you there's way less redheads than Black people in Korea.
又来了 Here we go again.
丹 你别听他放屁 Dan, don't fall for this shit, intern.
说真的 快睡吧 好好休息一下 Seriously, bro, go to sleep, get some rest.
不 是真的 你也知道的 对吧 丹 No, it's real, though. You know that, right, Dan?
嘲笑 攻击我们这个族群 We're the only race left
是唯一能被社会所接纳的了 that it's socially acceptable to make fun of, to dog on.
你知道有多少红发人被从历史上抹去了吗 You know how many gingers have been erased from history?
-不知道 -很多 ‐ Um, no. ‐ Yeah, lots.
托马斯·杰弗逊 红发 乔治·华盛顿 红发 Thomas Jefferson, redhead. George Washington, redhead.
-还有圣诞老人 -圣诞老人吗 ‐ Santa Claus. ‐ Oh, Santa.
你看到他是白发 因为他们是这么画的 You see him with white hair. That's how they paint him.
但他其实是红发 But he had red hair...
-是吗 -在原版的画里 ‐ Right. ‐ ...in the original drawings.
而且他肌肉很发达 He was quite musclebound.
他没有肚腩 He didn't have a gut.
-我能睡觉了吗 -他身材很好 什么 ‐ Can I go to bed now? ‐ In great sh... What?
我能睡觉了吗 Could I go to bed now?
-行吧 反正明天还有很多事要做 -好 ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we have a long day. ‐ Cool.
快睡吧 丹 Get to bed right now, Dan.
睡吧 明天还有的忙呢 Go to bed. Got stuff to do tomorrow, all right?
我觉得你只要... I think you just...
-怎么弄 -转一下 就是这样 ‐ What is it? Oh. ‐ Turn... Turn the thing. There you go.
我刚刚在韩国醒来 I just woke up in Korea.
全世界又发生什么事了 What's going on across the globe?
利尔·迪基在首尔 L‐I‐L‐D out here in Seoul
我吃了泡菜 还有各种美食 I got kimchi, I got it all
烤牛肉 烤牛排 烤五花 Bulgogi, galbi, sam gyup sal
吃吃紫菜包饭 Gimbop that ass on the wall
回到老家 利尔·迪基寂寂无名 Back home, aw, lil dick was small
什么最火 韩国 什么情况 What's poppin'? Korea, what is up?
咱们喝点烧酒 不醉不归 Let's drink Soju, get drunk
他们现在很爱我 They love me right now
我在韩国拉了泡屎 I took a shit in Korea.
细节够地道吗 Are the details Korean enough?
因为外在形象对这支视频来说非常重要 Because optics are so crucial with this video.
我们国内正在为种族而战 You know, we're in a fucking race war back home.
一切都很重要 你懂吗 Everything matters, you know?
可是你... W... well, you...
你在首尔市中心拉了泡屎 所以... you are taking a shit in downtown Seoul. So...
丹... Dan...
你为什么要讨论创意 Why are you weighing in on creative?
你翻译啊 Translate.
准确一点 拜托 Be algorithmic. Please.
我面前站着个韩国人 I have a real Korean man right in front of me
我大老远来就是为了见他 that I came all the way out here for.
-行行行 -他是个导演 ‐ Dude. Okay. Okay. ‐ He's a director.
-明白了 -顺便一提 ‐ Check. ‐ And by the way, I did‐‐
我自己也做了很多研究 Just so you know, I did a lot of research coming into this.
好 Right, yeah.
就好像我已经知道韩国小孩出生的时候 It's like, I already know that when a Korean baby's born,
一瞬间就出生了 it's one, instantaneously.
你知道吗 Did you know that?
-对 对 -你知道的 ‐ Yeah. Yeah. ‐ You knew that.
你知道全球九成的可食用海草 Did you know that 90% of the world's consumable seaweed
都来自韩国吗 comes from Korea?
我不知道 I didn't know that. No.
不 海草 告诉他 No, the seaweed. Tell him about...
那个...
能检查一下布景吗 我还有一些想法 Can we actually check out the set? I have, I have a few notes.
你怎么会想做韩流呢 What made you want to do a K‐pop song?
天哪 Oh, my God.
开什么玩笑 现在还有人不做韩流吗 How could you not make a K‐pop song in today's era? Are you kidding?
这个国家做出的每一个音乐视频 Every single video that comes out of this country gets, like, what?
一天的点击量都能上五十亿吧 Five million billion views in a day?
这是我想到的最棒的主意了 就像开挂一样 It's the best idea I've ever had. It's a fucking cheat code.
这些粉丝会互相影响 就像全球政治选举一样 These fans affect, like, global elections in politics.
我希望我们的视频第一天能收获三百万点击量 I expect our video to get 300 million views in the first day,
特别是 我还那么搞笑 especially I'm being, like, funny.
在这里 搞笑就像当猫王一样 Like‐‐ Being funny is gonna be like being Elvis out here.
-不过 这是美国的工具吗 -没错 不 - But... I think that's, like, an American tool? ‐ Yeah. Aniyo.
不 什么意思 Aniyo. What?
不 Aniyo.
-不 -没错 ‐ Aniyo. ‐ Yeah.
能不能再扩大一下布景 Hey, can this whole thing get, like, a little bigger?
再布置得宏大一点 Like more circ and pompinstance?
我只是感觉我们限制了场地... Like... I just feel like we're really limiting the scope of...
-大 -大 没错 ‐ Big. Big. ‐ Big, yes.
-动作 -如果能做到 那最好不过了 ‐ Action. ‐ That would be great, if you could do that, yeah.
-没错 -需要更大的场地 ‐ Yes, yes. - It needs, like, more scope.
CL会穿这件衣服 Oh, this is what CL's gonna wear.
不错 看上去 Great. This seems, like,
包罗了整个亚洲风的服装 all‐encompassing, full‐service Asian garb, right?
-"亚洲风服装" -没错 ‐ "Asian garb"? ‐ Yeah, like...
意思就是说包含了亚洲所有地区的风格 in the sense that it would reach all the lands.
理想情况下 如果我能做主的话 And‐‐ 'Cause, ideally, if I could have it my way,
我会融合亚洲所有国家的风格 we would really pick off all the nations.
中国 日本 China, Japan,
伊朗 波斯 逊尼派 什叶派 like, Iran, Persia, Sunnis, Shiites.
亚洲地区的每一个人 Everybody in the whole fucking region,
所有国家 如果能引起他们的共鸣 all the lands, if they could buy into this,
那将非同凡响 that would be huge.
从一个群体的角度上来看... From a population and, like, a view, like...
就分析一下 Just the analytics.
-你能去把我要的番茄酱拿来吗 -好的 - Can you just go get the ketchup that I asked you for? For my... ‐Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
-包装袋都在背包里 -好 ‐ My packets are in my backpack. ‐ Yeah.
还有 我的背包呢 Where is my backpack, by the way?
-你不是该一直背着吗 丹 -抱歉 - I thought it was always supposed to be on your body, Dan. ‐ Sorry.
天哪 Oh, my God.
-行吗 -行 可以 ‐ Okay? ‐ Yeah, yeah. Good.
-好 -麦克 她人呢 ‐ Oh, okay. ‐ Hey, Mike, where is she?
不知道 I don't know.
我给她的经纪人留了四条言 真够扯的 I've left her manager, like, four voice mails. This is insane.
不知道她什么时候到吗 我们不知道她在哪儿吗 No ETA? We have no idea where she is?
我不知道 我谁都找不到 I have no idea. I can't get ahold of anybody.
我们得开始先录她的镜头了 We have to start shooting her scenes,
否则就会超时 otherwise we're gonna be going into overtime.
-现在就得拍 -你能控制一下你的压力吗 ‐ Like, now. ‐ Okay, can you control your stress?
你压力一大 我也大了 Because when you get stressed, I get stressed.
我在控制 我就是这么控制压力的 I am controlling. This is me controlling my stress.
真的吗 真是疯了 Really? That's crazy.
-谢谢 我会尽职的 -谢谢 ‐ Thank you. I'll do my job. ‐ Thank you.
-盖塔 还有大麻吗 我想抽 -哥们 - Gata, do you have any more of that weed? I'd love to smoke. - Bro,
他们反应很大 我之前想抽来着 they big trippin' out here. I tried smokin' earlier.
他们对我发飙了 Bro, they flipped out on me, bro.
这里不是洛杉矶 This is not L. A.
大麻在这里是违法的 This shit's super illegal out here, bro.
谢天谢地 我昨晚在车里抽了点 But thank God I got to blow some last night by the car, man.
在车里 By the car?
等等 Wait.
无论如何我都要抽 去他妈的警察 I'm blowing bud regardless, nigga. Fuck 12.
我们说好了 不准说"去他妈的警察" Hey, hey. We talked about that. No "fuck 12."
-只能说"某些警察" -行吧 这倒是 ‐ Just "some 12." ‐ Yeah, that's true.
她的照片里不能出现大麻 你得删了 She can't be in a picture with weed. You got to delete that.
你怎么不提醒我 Why wouldn't you warn me about this?
我不知道你发出去了 I didn't know you posted it.
你没关注我吗 You don't follow me?
没有 No, I‐I didn't.
一直在转语音信箱 It keeps going to voice mail.
好吧 我们现在怎么办 Okay? So... What do we do now?
我觉得是因为她和大麻人合照了 Well, I think it's 'cause she's in this fucking picture with Weed Man.
不 大麻不算... 在这里很严重吗 No. Weed's not‐‐ Is that‐‐ is it a big deal here?
挺严重的 Kind of is, yeah.
-好吧 -该死 ‐ Okay. ‐ Fuck!
我们能不拍她的镜头吗 What if we‐‐ Can we shoot this without her? Is that even...
不拍她 她是韩流明星 Without her? She's a Korean pop artist.
没有韩流明星还怎么做韩流音乐 You can't do a K‐pop song without a K‐pop artist. Like...
-好吧 -我们明天就走 ‐ Okay... ‐ We leave tomorrow.
好 我知道我们明天就走 Okay, I understand we leave tomorrow.
-我们的预算快炸了 戴夫 -我知道 - All right? Well, our budget's on fire, Dave. ‐ Yeah.
我不会坐在这里干等着 I'm not sitting here and waiting
还寄希望于他们能过来 好吗 for them to just come and hope it happens, okay?
我们必须去主动找他们 We have to, like, proactively go to them.
找到她经纪人的工作地址 或是其他信息 So, find an address of where her manager works or something.
你想去办公室吗 You want to go to the office?
我想做点什么补救一下现在的情况 I want to do something so we can maybe fucking salvage this thing.
-行 我去找... -走吧 ‐ Okay, I'll find the... ‐ Yeah, let's go.
-我去找办公室 -拜托了 ‐ I'll find the office. ‐ Please.
盖塔 我们该走了 走吧 Gata, come on, we're going. Yeah. Let's go.
等等 我要来吗 W‐Wait, should I come?
不用了 丹 你拿个番茄酱的功夫我都学会韩语了 Nah, Dan, I learned Korean when you were getting ketchup.
我们该怎么摆平这档子事 Hey. What are we gonna do to smooth this thing over?
人们会带着礼物去吗 Do people come, like, bearing gifts,
-或者是... 我们该怎么... -礼物 ‐ or, like‐‐ Ah, how can we... ‐ Gifts?
根本轮不着担心礼物的事 N‐‐ That's, like, the last thing we should be worried about.
我在读这篇文章 I've been reading this article.
显然 韩流圈很黑暗 Apparently, like, K‐pop is super, super dark, man.
经纪人控制着明星生活的方方面面 The managers control all the aspects of their lives.
吃什么穿什么都得听经纪人的 They tell them what they can wear, what they can eat.
自杀率很高 Crazy number of suicides.
你什么意思 So what are you saying?
经纪人不允许她过来拍视频 That the manager is not letting her come to our shoot
就因为他看到了那张照片 你是这个意思吗 because he saw the picture? Is that what you're saying?
我觉得还要更严重 戴夫 I think it goes way beyond that, Dave.
这一切的背后似乎都是... This whole thing seems to be run by...
韩国黑帮 the Korean mob.
该死 所以她才会在那个家伙的身边 Listen‐‐ Fuck. Is that why she was acting
表现得那么奇怪 so weird around that guy?
她看着很紧张 Like, she was so tense.
我知道 I know.
该死 Fuck.
是啊 Yeah.
我昨晚被口了 I got sucked last night.
什么 What?
你被口了 You got sucked?
那姑娘可疯狂了 价格不菲 Girl was crazy. Like, top dollar.
她都给我口飞了 She blew my socks off, bro.
把我整的大汗淋漓 浑身湿透 I'm talkin' 'bout drenched me down.
在哪儿啊 Where?
在房间里 In the room.
在酒店房间里 In the‐‐ in the hotel? Room?
就在酒店房间里 In the 'telly, man.
那场景简直挥之不去 It was haunting.
-挥之不去 -你看到了 ‐ Haunting? ‐ You saw?
哥们 我本来打算把你的床重新整理一下 Yeah, bro, I was gonna, like, rearrange your bed and all that,
但我不想弄醒你 but I didn't want to wake you up.
你真体贴 盖塔 Very considerate, Gata.
他在这里
等等 住手 你们干什么 What? Whoa, whoa, stop. What are you doing?
-你说什么 -你们干什么 ‐ What are you saying? ‐ What are you doing?
你们为什么带走他 他做什么了 Why‐why are you taking him? What‐what'd he do?
什么情况 What the fuck was that?
我们得在下一站下车 We‐we got to get off at the next stop.
-肯定是大麻的事 -等等 ‐ Hey, gotta be about the weed. ‐ Well, hold on.
如果和黑帮有关 If this is a Mafia thing,
我可什么都没干 I'm not doing anything about it.
我们下一站下车 We're getting off at the next stop, dude.
我和他妈妈一起吃过晚饭 好吗 I've had dinner with his mother, all right?
我不要在下一站下车 I'm not getting off at the next stop.
-我们得去找CL 这样才能 -你的背包在他那里 ‐ We have to get CL, so we can... ‐ He has your backpack, bro.
你的电脑还在里面 With your laptop.
你的背包在他手上 He has your backpack?
告诉我你备份了 Tell me you backed it up.
告诉我你把专辑备份了 Tell me you backed up the album, dude.
没有 No.
没有 No?
我没有备份 I don't make duplicates.
为了防黑客 For the hackers.
我们下一站下车 We're getting off at the next stop.
我们必须找回丹 还有你的电脑 We have to get Dan and your fucking laptop.
该死 Fuck!
盖塔 谢天谢地你拍了这个视频 Gata, thank God you got this video.
这也太离谱了 This is insane.
麦克 我可是黑人街区长大的 Come on, Mike, I'm from the hood.
给警察录像是本能反应 Filming the cops is automatic, man.
你好 我是戴夫 拍视频的那个 Hello? Yeah, it's Dave. From the shoot.
我需要会说英语的人 Woof, I need someone that speaks English.
你知道这些人是谁吗 Do you know‐‐ do you know who these people are?
-他们带走了我们的朋友 -没错 ‐ They took our friend. ‐ Yes, it's...
需要翻译 Okay, need it translated, then.
CL可能来不了了 如果她真的来不了 CL might not be coming, so we need a contingency plan
我们需要一个紧急备用计划 好吗 if she does not come. Okay?
-可能要和CL说拜拜了 -警察用韩语怎么说 ‐ Bye‐bye CL, potentially. ‐ How do you say "police" in Korean?
-导演 -带我去... ‐ The director. The... ‐ Take me to‐‐ Take me...
我需要和会说英语的人对话 谢谢 Just need to talk to somebody who can speak English, please.
这压力直接给我拉满了 Man, this shit giving me anxiety, bro.
CL可能来不了了 CL might not be coming.
用"查找我的电脑"功能 Hey, use Find My Mac, bro.
背包里的电脑 The laptop in the backpack
-会直接显示位置 -等等 ‐ is gonna tell you where it's at. ‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa.
戴夫 把你的苹果云端账号给我 Dave, give me your, um, your iCloud.
用我告诉过你的密码文件 Use the password document that I told you...
我没有密码文件 I don't have the password document,
否则我就不找你要了 otherwise I wouldn't be asking you for it.
我不知道你想让我怎么样 Well, I mean, I don't know what you want from me.
把手机解锁 然后给我 Open up your phone and give it to me.
我在打电话 试图挽救这个音乐录影带 I'm on the fucking phone trying to save this video right now.
这现在不重要 戴夫 That is not what's important right now, Dave.
把手机给我 So give me your fucking phone.
你们把我整烦了 Man, y'all got me fucked up.
我正打算享受自我呢 I'm trying to enjoy myself out here.
盖塔 你以为我在乎 Gata, you think I give a fuck
你现在高不高兴吗 about you having fun right now?
现在有更重要的事去做 There's so many bigger fish to fry.
这安全带到底有没有用 Does this seatbelt work, sir, or no?
-这安全带有没有用 -好了好了 ‐ Does the seatbelt work, man? ‐ Okay. Okay.
你能带我们去这里吗 能吗 Can you take us here? To this? Yes?
这安全带 Does this seatbelt...
你差点就出事故了 你个混蛋
他做了什么 Th‐‐ What did he do?
那个人在干什么 What was he doing, that‐that guy? Huh?
麦克 你怎么还有大麻 戴夫 他看见了 下个红绿灯我们直接跳出去
麦克 他没看见 没事的 盖塔 哪个红灯 这个还是下一个
戴夫 这个
能透透气吗 Could you give us fresh air?
我放屁了 I had farted.
所以... So...
谢谢 Thanks.
这里这里
美国人来找他们的朋友
所以...
他是在出卖我们吗 Is he ratting us out right now?
我不知道 希望不是 I don't know. Hope not.
把大麻给我 我从窗户扔出去 Give me the weed right now. I'm gonna throw it out the window.
不行 你疯了吗 No, are you crazy?
我可不想在韩国瞬间爆红 Bro, I ain't trying to get ASAP Rocky'd in Korea.
我要放在我的袜子里 I'ma put this in my sock.
不 别放在你的袜子里 把大麻给我 No, don't put it in your sock. Give me the weed;
我要从窗户扔出去 I'll throw it out the window.
别放在你的袜子里 Don't put it in your fucking sock.
-我没瞎扯 -别放在你的袜子里 盖塔 ‐ I ain't trippin'. ‐ Do not put it in your sock, Gata.
你在干什么 别... What are you doing? Don't‐‐
给我 Give me the fucking...
你朋友长什么样子 What your friend look like?
你知道的... You know...
他... H‐He's...
他... 长相上 A‐‐ He's‐‐ Facially,
是个亚洲人 he's an Asian man.
短直黑发 Stiff, black hair.
他包里有许多番茄酱包 He has a lot of ketchup packets in his pockets.
-皮肤... -他名叫丹 ‐ skin... ‐ His name is Dan.
-他叫丹 -丹 ‐ Dan is his name. ‐ Dan?
-是谭吧 外型 -韩裔美国人 - Tan, uh, exterior. - American Korean.
跟我来 Come with me.
你知道全球九成的可食用海草 Did you know that 90% of the world's renewable seaweed
都来自韩国吗 comes from Korea?
可购买的海草 C‐Consumable seaweed.
太好了 Oh, yes.
谢天谢地你们来了 Thank God you're here.
能请你们打给我父母吗 Can you guys please call my parents?
丹 什么情况 Dan, what the fuck is going on?
你知道我在五岁之前都住在这里吗 Okay, so you know how I lived here, till, like, I was five years old?
知道 Yeah.
好 就是 Okay, so,
韩国有规定 如果你是男性 Korea has this policy where, if you're a man
在这里出生 and you're born here,
你就得在韩国军队服役两年 you have to serve, like, two years in the Korean Army.
不管你在这里住了多久 Regardless of how long you lived here.
这太扯了 That's insane.
我的证件出现在了地铁站 他们看到了我 And my papers came up at the train station, they saw me...
他们认为我在躲避服役 They think I'm dodging the military.
我... 你不是 I... You're not, are...
你不是 对吧 You're not, right?
-我不知道这个狗屁规定 麦克 -好 - I didn't know about the fucking policy, Mike. ‐ Okay.
否则我不会参加这次愚蠢的旅行 Or else I wouldn't have come on this dumb fucking trip!
-好 -我可能两年都没法离开 ‐ Okay. ‐ All right, I‐I might not be able to leave for two years, dude.
他妈的两年啊 Two fucking years.
你变成纳尔逊·曼德拉了 小子 Damn, you on your Nelson Mandela shit, boy.
他们得给你拍个电影 They need to make a movie about this shit.
我可能不得不加入军队 I might have to join the fucking army.
-这个事情发生得... -好 ‐ Yeah, that's very... It's a pretty serious thing... ‐ Okay.
-还挺大 -我们会联系你父母 放松 ‐ ...that's happening. ‐ We'll make a call. Just relax.
我只想回家 老兄 好吗 I just want to go home, man. All right?
我也是 这事太扯了 Me, too, bruh. This shit is crazy.
丹 我会动用法律的武器 Dan, I'm gonna get the legal ball rolling.
没事的 没事 It's fine. It's okay.
丹 我们需要背包 Dan, we need the backpack.
我知道这很疯狂 我们需要电脑 丹 I‐‐ Look, I know it's crazy. We need the laptop, Dan.
拜托 我求你了 拜托 Please, I‐I'm begging you. Please,
-管他要 -他更重要 ‐ ask him about it. ‐ He's more important.
很重要 我知道 我很抱歉 但拜托 It's important. I know, I'm sorry, but please.
我们很需要 We need that.
我们现在不该说这个 We shouldn't be talking about this right now.
-这个人都蹲大牢了 -不 我们得说 ‐ The guy's in fucking jail, man. No. ‐ No, we should.
现在不是提这个的好时候 It's not the right time.
先生 我不能把我朋友的背包给你
为什么不能
说什么 What is that?
在我被释放之前没收了 It's confiscated till I'm released.
老兄 跟这些蠢人说我们要做专辑 Man, tell these fools we tryin' to make an album.
-我们的生计堪忧 -放松 ‐ Our livelihood is at stake. ‐ Relax.
-不 闭嘴 戴夫 -考虑一下现在的情况 ‐ No, no, shut up, Dave. ‐ Just take account of the situation right now.
-不 你想想现在的境况 -不 闭嘴 ‐ No, you fucking realize where you are. ‐ No, shut up.
这是我们辛劳工作的全部 好吗 我们很需要 That's everything we've worked for, okay? No, we need that.
-我们需要 -你知道嘻哈是什么吗 ‐ We need that. ‐ Do you know what hip‐hop is?
是美式艺术 It's an American art.
放松 Relax.
别把他惹急了 老兄 好吗 Don't piss him off, dude. Okay?
给我爸妈打电话 Just call my parents!
冷静 冷静一点 Just calm down. Calm the fuck down.
-你去冷静吧 戴夫 -不 你没有 ‐ You calm the fuck down, Dave. ‐ No, you're not.
就说我... 丹 拜托 Just say we‐‐ Dan, please.
如果你能告诉他 让他把包给我们 我们就走了 If you would just tell him, give us the bag and we'll leave...
去你妈的 你个傻逼 Hey, fuck you, you fucking asshole!
地球不是围着你们转的 好吗 All right? The world doesn't revolve around you guys, okay?!
拍出这种充满冒犯的视频 You are the one that should be in jail for
你们才应该是那个进监狱的 making that offensive fucking video in the first place!
我根本不喜欢你的音乐 And I don't even like your fucking music, all right?
我申请了12个其他的实习 I applied for, like, 12 other fucking internships!
电脑和他毫无关系 老兄 Man, the laptop ain't even got shit to do with him, bro.
电脑上什么都没有 There's nothing on the laptop! There's nothing on the laptop.
放松 Relax.
你在说什么 What are you...? What the fuck are you talking about?
我没有其他音乐 I don't have any other music, okay?
都是我编的 我遇到了创作瓶颈 I've been making it all up. I have writer's block and...
我不知道 我写不出来歌 I‐I don't know, I can't fucking make songs.
我在撒谎 I've been lying...
在装蒜 and pretending.
没有专辑 There's no... album.
他说什么
他的创造力破产了
他说什么 What'd he say?
出去吧 老兄 Just get out of here, man.
给我爸妈打电话 And call my fucking parents.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们会把你弄出去的 We'll get you out.
臭傻逼 Fucking idiots.
我不敢相信我把宝全压在他身上了 I can't believe I put all my eggs into that fucking basket.
别扯了 老兄 跟他合作是我做过最好的事了 You buggin', bro. This basket the best thing I got going, bro.
还有利尔·迪基 兄弟 Plus LD to go, bro.
我家乡那里的人可没机会来韩国 Niggas where I'm from ain't supposed to make it to Korea.
你还好吗 兄弟 Hey. You good, bro?
说实话 不太好 Not really, if I'm being honest.
你为什么不告诉我们 戴夫 Why didn't you just tell us, Dave?
我不知道 挺尴尬的 I don't know, it's fucking embarrassing.
就像是我写了一辈子歌 It's, like, I've been working on it forever
却一首也写不出来 and I just can't make songs.
你写完一首了吗 Do you have one song done?
我只有韩国 All I have is Korea.
我家乡那里的人 Well, look, you know, where I'm from,
他们可没机会来韩国 motherfuckas ain't supposed to make it... to Korea.
我们肯定毁了CL的人生 但是... We ruined CL's life for sure, but...
我们有工作要做 we‐we got a job to do.
我知道我从洛杉矶中南部 And I know I didn't take a 13‐hour flight,
坐了13个小时的飞机飞到这里 bro, from South Central L.A.
不是来看你坐在这里垂头丧气的 just to see you sit here and look sad, bro.
拜托 你得打起精神来 Come on, you better get in your bag, bro.
把音乐录影带拍好 炸翻全场 Shoot a video, blow this shit up.
你懂我的意思吗 你是想当传奇 You know what I'm sayin'? You want to be a legend
还是想安于现状 or you want to live like a peasant?
好 All right.
我觉得我们在这里吸收了许多东西 Man, I feel like we've soaked up a lot over here, man.
-是吗 比如呢 -文化 食物 ‐ Oh, yeah, like what? ‐ Just the culture, the food,
姑娘们 非常不同 the bitches, it's different.
-是啊 不同的国家 -CL CL ‐ Yeah. Different country. ‐CL. CL.
-CL CL -CL在这里吗 ‐ CL CL. ‐ CL's here?
-是的 快点 她很伤心 -她在哪儿 ‐ Yes. We hurry. She very upset. ‐ Where is she?
什么... 操 不是吧 What the... Fuck. No.
不 别别别 CL 别这样 快停下来 No! Fuck, fuck. Stop, stop, stop, stop. CL, stop! Stop!
别这样 停下来 听我说 Don't do it! Stop! Listen to me!
我知道你所经历的一切 I know what you're going through!
我是个艺术家 I'm an artist!
我知道在压力之下是什么感觉 I know what it's like to be under pressure!
看看我现在 Look! Look at me, right now!
我把一年拍摄音乐录影带的预算 I'm spending my entire music video budget
全都花在了韩流歌曲上 for the whole year on a K‐pop song
你知道吗 我根本不听韩流 and you know what? I don't even listen to K‐pop.
说实话 我太想成功了 If I'm being honest about it, I'm that desperate to succeed!
我知道你的经纪人控制了你的生活 Okay, I know your manager controls your life.
我理解 但我能帮你 我是美国人 I understand, but I can help you! I'm American.
我现在能帮你 You have my voice now.
我们能一起合作 下来吧 We can do this together, just come down...
不 No!
大动作 Big action!
CL 你把我吓死了 CL, you scared the shit out of me.
-我天啊 -戴夫 你在跟谁说话 ‐ My God. ‐ Uh, Dave, who are you talking to?
那是特技替身 That's a stunt double.
我得坐下来 Oh, man, I got to go sit down.
-这人吓死我了 -你在这里 ‐ This shit tripping me out. ‐ You're here!
太好了 我以为你看到了那张有大麻的图片 Yes! Amazing. I thought you saw this picture with the weed
-然后发生了那些事... -什么大麻 ‐ and there was this whole thing... ‐ What weed?
-没什么 -没大麻 ‐ Nothing. Nothing. ‐ No weed.
你们让我们一直等 很不尊重人 It is very disrespectful for you to keep us waiting like this.
不不 你们迟到了 No. No. You guys were late.
我们没让你们等 We didn't keep you waiting.
你说开拍时间是晚上八点 You said call time was 8:00 p.m.
我说... I said it...
是美国时间 It was American time.
戴夫 关于你刚刚的演讲 So, Dave, about your speech...
你都听到了吗 You heard‐‐ you heard everything?
-是的 -好吧 ‐ Yes. ‐ Okay, um,
他跟我说的那篇文章 标题是 he told me about this article that was titled
《韩流的阴暗面》 "The Dark Side of K‐pop."
我让他跟你说说... I'll let him tell you about...
是的 我在网上看到的 Yeah, I just, I‐I Cliffs Notes it.
我还没看完 I think I didn't finish it and it's‐‐
应该是2016年的报道 我觉得过时了 所以... I think it's from 2016, it's‐‐ I think it was old, so...
好 让我捋一捋 Okay, so let me get this straight.
你们来这里 是为了蹭韩流成功的热度 So you come out here to leech off of K‐pop's success
-为了你们自己的利益 你们迟到了... -不不不 ‐ for your own good, you're late... ‐ No, no. No.
还打算怪到我头上 ...and you blamed that on me.
-这个... -你们违反了法律 ‐ Well... ‐ You broke the law,
你们还以为我要自杀 and you thought I was committing suicide?
是的 Yes.
这个总结很精简 但是... That's a concise summary of what happened, but...
是这样的 Here's the deal.
你的经纪人对你十分粗鲁 Your manager was being really kind of rude to you
气氛十分紧张 and there was a tenseness...
首先 这是我的警卫队长 First of all, this is my head of security.
而我紧张的原因... And the reason I was tense...
-别做这种动作 -是因为 ‐ No. Don't do that. ‐ ...was because
我不想让你们浪费我的时间 I don't want any of you guys wasting my time.
我喜欢韩流 I love K‐pop.
我不想跟你一起不尊重它 I don't want to be a part of you disrespecting it.
我没有不尊重 我觉得我也喜欢韩流 No, I'm not disrespecting it. I think I love K‐pop, too.
-让我们一起拍完视频吧 拜托... -你知道吗 - So let's make this video together, please... ‐ You know what?
你在韩国烂爆了 You fucked up... in Korea.
再见 Annyeong.
-什么 -再见 ‐ What's‐‐what...? ‐ Annyeong.
我没做什么有创意的事 我们可以做出改变 I'm not married to anything creatively. We could change it.
无所谓了 Whatever!
现在我一无所有了 Now I have nothing.
是啊 Yeah.
我在韩国拉了泡屎 I took a shit in Korea